Boat Demotivational Poster
Murphy's Law -
IF THE SALMON WON'T COME TO US - Then we will go to the salmon!
REDNECK HOUSEBOAT - Me an' Billy-Bob are headin' over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We got plenty o' beer!
BOATING 101 - Car stays on the shore. Boat goes into water.
life is but a dream -
CUBANS - Feeding sharks off the coast of Florida since 1961
NEVER A GOOD IDEA -
TIE-DOWN STRAPS - not very important until they're VERY important
A Woman, A Book, & A Boat -
BOAT RACING - Rule 22.1.c states: In the event of a competitor's boat being disabled, the competitor is able to complete the event on foot.
CARPE DIEM - Cuz you'll never know when you can go boating at government expense again.
CATCH OF THE DAY - FISHING WHAT A GREAT SPORT!
HARBOR TOUR -
BIKERS IN THE SEA -
DRAGON BOAT - Why is when you have a boat full of women, its called a Dragon boat
JESUS CHRIST - Not only has He returned, He's been causing boat accidents!
IN THAT VERY MOMENT - the brave Captain realized that he was piloting a boat, and not, in fact, a submarine.
THE NOKIA -
YOU UR FINISHED!!! - Kamikaze Cat has ripped a hole in your life-boat!
Guess The Song -
CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?
BOAT-VAN - Cause some noobs use that command in Counter-Strike when theyre all Owned
REVERSE MOTORBOAT - Not Quite The Same Effect
BOATS - You know the two best days, don't you?
IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT... - it's the motion of the ocean!
Another Fish -
IT IS SAFE TO GO BACK IN THE WATER -
LOVE YOU, HONEY. - Just thought I'd return the car...before the divorce.
WHAT SAD TIMES ARE THESE - when buxom women are forced to motorboat themselves. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred.
OVERINDULGENCE - YEP!!! This is it and I am Jealous
SEAL TEAM SIX - Everybody wants to be THEM. Last year, these HARBOR PATROL safeties were in POLOS and BERMUDA shorts.
ROTOR BOAT -
THE FAILBOAT - Welcome aboard.
THE BLACK FREIGHTER - With a skull on it's masthead Will be coming in.
I'M ON A BOAT - No shit Captain Obvious
THE BOAT -
THE RIVERBOAT QUEEN -
Going Home -
I'M A STEAMBOAT! - Chugga Chugga Chugga!
PENGUIN BOAT - Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!
HIT - and sail
REMINISCING - I FEEL LIKE AN OLD PHART TODAY... -
MOTORBOAT - Jake always leaves a lasting impression.
NEVER TRUST A GREYBEARD -
AND FINALLY : - #7 when chartering a wooden vessel, a passenger list that includes termites & woodpeckers isn't a great idea.
HOLY SHIT !! -
RUNNING ON WATER - Jesus ain't got shit on me!
RIVERDANCE - You have two left feet.
DRUNKEN SAILORS PARKING METER - Anybody got any dimes? Someone better go back and get a shitload of dimes!
OUT OF PLACE - Now, where did I leave my boat?
LIKE TWO BOATS PASSING AT NIGHT. - That's The Way Life Seems To Be Maybe Someday We'll Find Our Dreams ?
House Boats -
Horror Films -
LIFE EVENTS -
OPENING SOON. - Future Site Of The Mount Ararat Yacht Club .
AND THEN THE TOURIST SAID -
TELL ME -
PLEASURE TRIP -
THE BOAT THAT I ROW - DON'T CROSS NO OCEAN.
HOMEMADE POOLS -
KNOWING WHEN TO LET GO -
AMUSEMENT PARK - To his discontent, Jimmyjohn was finding out, his ferry boat ride wasn't the crowd pleaser he thought it would be.
MONUMENTAL FAILURE -
GLOBAL WARMING? - Suck on that, landies!
RUN AGROUND? -
SCULLING - The sport that sounds nasty, but a boot by any other name would be wrong.
CAUGHT BETWEEN A BOAT AND A HARD PLACE - Who does she think she is? James Bond? Guess she should have heeded that "Dock Ahead" sign... women driver
Yo Momma -
Dog Paddle -